5/23/2013

THE CIA BUG SPEAKS OUT: Obama defends drone strikes

Question no1: How many idiots you sorry little bug do you think are left out there (other than fearful CIA clientele) who believe in outdated ideologies, such as those propagated by your sorry-ass propaganda department?
Question 2: Literally, how many bozos do you really think do not know of the fact that this is just a policy for wiping out those who may stand in the way of your clientele's economic interests?

Answer: Insofar as the state has been edified by analogy to micro-social constellations and it is this by such an analogical mechanism that it 'makes sense', if a state (just one) legitimates uncritically mass killings that are driven beyond any reasonable doubt by economic interests, then each and every individual is legitimated (by definition) to kill anyone that stands in one's way.

Our advice: Kill anyone that stands in your way (literally and physically).

5/03/2013

ARCHETYPICAL CUCUMBER: MAXIMO SCALZONNE REPORTS


Hello,

My name is Maximo Scalzonne, I am a fanatic Christian, Jewish mystic, Pope agent, Opus Pei, I dig puss, but also wouldn’t mind a mystic orgy, involving self-whipping.

I obtained a grant from DAAFT in order to conduct research into the old motion pictures, even before there were movies. I strongly believe (along with other believers, such as The Monkees) that there are archetypes that bind us all. In order to prove this, I am combining everything with everything and guess what…What? I don’t know yet, but I had to publish something in Opus Pei and Society, so I went through first year student notes and here’s what I came up with: The soul, when it leaves the body, transforms into a cucumber.  Here’s how I proved it: The ancient Summerians pictured the soul leaving the body as a giant cucumber , all green with tiny seeds. The ancient inhabitants of Valhalla portrayed the soul leaving the body as peeled cucumber, without the presence of the actual cucumber (just the skin). The ancient Egyptians saved ‘skin’ for afterlife, they believed that it is skin that unites them with after-life. They all converge on an isogony, that is isomorphic theogony, that is ‘cucumber’. I save the rest for the forthcoming issue of Anorexia Vol.18, as, by now, I’m stuffed with…cucumber!

PS: I’m also a pimp, I offer protection from inexisting threats (without you even knowing it) at a fair exchange- you do all the work, while I pray to Holy Cucumber for your cucumberian soul.

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