2/27/2013
FOOD TAMPERING ROUND 2
I love cyclically recurring phenomena. I'm working on a strict deadline and looking forward to more of 'it'- please, make my diary a bit more...fascinating!
2/18/2013
JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF A BRAINLESS RED'N'SILVER AMOEBA'S ATTEMPT TO APPROPRIATE ITS SURROUNDINGS
"I've just eaten 20 grams" (out of an indefinite set of equally meaningless numbers- unless your worldview has been shaped by Narnian numerolorgy)
2/09/2013
On baconicity- by Maximo Scalzzonne (Unpublished postscrotum)
In order to analyze how bacon ceased to be such we have to know what it used to be
prior to being baconized. Let me give
you an example: I visit the toilet due to diarrhea and I examine the traces. Do
they look like what they are traces of? Not at all. Now, if the butcher had
told me what was the origin of the bacon, before the bacon’s being baconized
during my short, yet substantial visit to the toilet, I would have known that
there is an intricate relationship between the bacon’s baconization and pork. There
you go, here’s my view on baconicity.
DO I LOOK LIKE BACON?
SIS (SCOUNDREL INFORMATION SRVICES) SPREADING PANIC, ANXIETY, UNCERTAINTY
SIS bozos are reputed for owning and operating a manufacturing plant that specializes in children's clothes and the production of funny ellipses, aimed at infusing terror, anxiety, uncertainty, disorientation (i.e. "everlast", "terminus", "fish", blah, bah, blah), even repeating them through V2K. Programmers of the most lamentable kind, appealing among the MOOllenials and other automata who have been forced to regress to a pre-programmed stage, only to be imbued with the nouveau nihilistic ethos.
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED IF ORGY MEAT CONTROLS WEATHER MODIFICATION TECHNOLOGY?
Ask HAARP controllers, they might be capable of articulating a response (most probably by barking)
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