8/17/2012

RIPA: SO MUCH BETTER THAN PIPA



INTERCEPTED CONVERSATION BETWEEN PINT-ELLIGENCE PERSONNEL

DUMB: Here’s our target, perfect synchronism thanks to Haarp-enabled audiovisual surveillance
DUMBER: What’s his background?
DUMB: Nothing really, he’s  just sitting on hot property, land and intellectual-wise. Our birdies are starving!
DUMBER: What are we framing him for?
DUMB: The usual…
DUMBER: Are you sure this won’t bring a shitstorm?
DUMB: Positive, everyone’s in line, magistrates, lawyers from the upper UGLE chambers and of course police is obliged to keep its mouth shut. Civilian snitches have been adequately instructed and “theatrical sketches”  already orchestrated in “ random” places. I’m telling you, it’s a piece of cake. Thanks to RIPA and PIPA (you know, Kate’s sister) we can do whatever we want. We even have Sir Bran-Flakes one board!
DUMBER:  Wicked, here he is…What’s the password?
IS SKY THE LIMIT? NO, THE HOOD IS, GET IN THE JEEP!

PS: YES BOZOS, I'M NOT EVEN USING AN IP CHANGER.
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IP TRACKING, DO YOU? HERE IS AN EXAMPLE FOR YOUR BRAINLESS, IDIOTIC, ORGY-MEAT EXISTENCE: 

The Best Damn Cybercrime and Digital Forensics Book 

http://www.amazon.com/Best-Cybercrime-Digital-Forensics-Period/dp/1597492280

AND HERE ARE BOZOS TRYING TO GET SMART:

FORENSIC LINGUISTICS

http://www.docstoc.com/docs/127010664/FORENSIC-LINGUISTICShttp://www.docstoc.com/docs/127010664/FORENSIC-LINGUISTICS
 

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