8/17/2012

IMAGINE IDIOTS ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SONG!!!


THE ORIGINAL VERSION BY A DEAD COMMIE
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace

You, you may say
I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one
I hope some day you’ll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people sharing all the world


THE CHILDREN’S VERSION
Imagine there’s no commies
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too, which is kind of outdated anyway, just serving now the purpose of recruiting novices to the TOYS’R’US COMMUNE
Imagine all the people living life in violent pacification

You, you may say
I’m a utopian commie, but  a pragmatist deep inside
I hope some day you’ll join our agenda 21 community
And the world will be as one, based on the least possible idiotic denominators

Imagine you’re skinned
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
Get ready for suicide

Imagine abstractly defined bipods willingly submitting to depopulation, thank you, more space for the rest of us



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