5/03/2013

ARCHETYPICAL CUCUMBER: MAXIMO SCALZONNE REPORTS


Hello,

My name is Maximo Scalzonne, I am a fanatic Christian, Jewish mystic, Pope agent, Opus Pei, I dig puss, but also wouldn’t mind a mystic orgy, involving self-whipping.

I obtained a grant from DAAFT in order to conduct research into the old motion pictures, even before there were movies. I strongly believe (along with other believers, such as The Monkees) that there are archetypes that bind us all. In order to prove this, I am combining everything with everything and guess what…What? I don’t know yet, but I had to publish something in Opus Pei and Society, so I went through first year student notes and here’s what I came up with: The soul, when it leaves the body, transforms into a cucumber.  Here’s how I proved it: The ancient Summerians pictured the soul leaving the body as a giant cucumber , all green with tiny seeds. The ancient inhabitants of Valhalla portrayed the soul leaving the body as peeled cucumber, without the presence of the actual cucumber (just the skin). The ancient Egyptians saved ‘skin’ for afterlife, they believed that it is skin that unites them with after-life. They all converge on an isogony, that is isomorphic theogony, that is ‘cucumber’. I save the rest for the forthcoming issue of Anorexia Vol.18, as, by now, I’m stuffed with…cucumber!

PS: I’m also a pimp, I offer protection from inexisting threats (without you even knowing it) at a fair exchange- you do all the work, while I pray to Holy Cucumber for your cucumberian soul.

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4/17/2013

SMASHIN’ READER’S LETTER JUST RECEIVED


The  NWO female order: From scopophilia, to coprophilia
By Jane Hostin
“Dear HAAR punks,
I am writing anonymously, as my ‘sisters’ would literally devour me in a Dionysian lesbian orgy if I disclosed the following under my real name:
You are right about everything you write. Agenda 21 has been enforced covertly by spreading virally mainly through women (and effeminized males). It is really worth pondering how such primitive mores have managed to become the norm at such an advanced stage in our civilization. It is almost as if those Masonic idiots’ self fulfilled prophecies, who have seen the light of day and think that we are destined to lapse into nihili locus as aurora bites its own tail and civilization returns full circle to the planet of the apes and no more Sex in the City episodes show up on HAARP TV, suddenly fulfill them. But anyway, here’s what I was forced to do and what I think is the underlying reason behind my doing it. Ever since I was a little girl, I was sneaking secretly into strangers’ bathrooms and sniffed at underwear. I soon discovered that this (what others might call perversion, which is really my hobby) secret hobby of mine (along with my S&M parties that I organize secretly, without anyone else knowing from the company I’m [be]heading- I always knew that these long chit-chat hours would pay off at the end of the day…) was actually a mandate among the agenda 21 network members, of which I was second in command. I said I was forced, but I have to admit- ‘I’m lovin it’.   I was always first to go and last to exit the bathroom (well, I had to go over the whole lot, you see). A wise sister said we are all matter and matter is female, we are the origin and stuff like that, real deep, but suddenly this piece of wisdom started twisting into various directions in my mind. I identified matter with pooh, so I intentionally started to look for pooh in every corner (clothes, surfaces, sinks, you name it). I was once told that we are all scopophilic, so I stopped feeling guilty about the telescope I bought, just to watch neighbors doing it (is this too much? I mean S&M parties, scopophilia and then…) , but this…I am now convinced that I am moving from scopophiliac to coprophiliac and guess what- I’m starting to like the idea of doing it with the dead. I know there’s a whole movement going on, and high-ranking apes are into this stuff, so I guess moving on to necrophilia (from scopophilia and coprophilia) won’t be such a massive leap.
Yours (in any possible sense)
Jane Hostin







4/14/2013

AP Exclusive: Worried of unmasking how a suprastate gives directives to crooked state agents about 'alternatives' for maintaining a 'competitive edge' where it has none?

You probably should be if you're part of a complicit system that includes unproductive state authorities (and the omnipresent agenda 21 public/private alliances- merely masking business as always).

A new study by the Targeted Individuals Global Association shows that redistribution of wealth (tangible and intangible)  with the aid of crooked state agents takes place in various ways. The sooner you expose this 'network' the more credible arguments featuring 'remote causes' are likely to be. Just wait for crooked state agents to offer you the 'blessing' of a casus belli.