Hello,
My name is Maximo Scalzonne, I am
a fanatic Christian, Jewish mystic, Pope agent, Opus Pei, I dig puss, but also
wouldn’t mind a mystic orgy, involving self-whipping.
I obtained a grant from DAAFT in
order to conduct research into the old motion pictures, even before there were
movies. I strongly believe (along with other believers, such as The Monkees)
that there are archetypes that bind us all. In order to prove this, I am
combining everything with everything and guess what…What? I don’t know yet, but
I had to publish something in Opus Pei and Society, so I went through first
year student notes and here’s what I came up with: The soul, when it leaves the
body, transforms into a cucumber. Here’s
how I proved it: The ancient Summerians pictured the soul leaving the body as a
giant cucumber , all green with tiny seeds. The ancient inhabitants of Valhalla
portrayed the soul leaving the body as peeled cucumber, without the presence of
the actual cucumber (just the skin). The ancient Egyptians saved ‘skin’ for
afterlife, they believed that it is skin that unites them with after-life. They
all converge on an isogony, that is isomorphic theogony, that is ‘cucumber’. I
save the rest for the forthcoming issue of Anorexia Vol.18, as, by now, I’m
stuffed with…cucumber!
PS: I’m also a pimp, I offer protection
from inexisting threats (without you even knowing it) at a fair exchange- you
do all the work, while I pray to Holy Cucumber for your cucumberian soul.
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