2/09/2013

On baconicity- by Maximo Scalzzonne (Unpublished postscrotum)


In order to analyze how bacon ceased  to be such we have to know what it used to be prior to being baconized.  Let me give you an example: I visit the toilet due to diarrhea and I examine the traces. Do they look like what they are traces of? Not at all. Now, if the butcher had told me what was the origin of the bacon, before the bacon’s being baconized during my short, yet substantial visit to the toilet, I would have known that there is an intricate relationship between the bacon’s baconization and pork. There you go, here’s my view on baconicity.  

                                                           DO I LOOK LIKE BACON?
 

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