Skills
Pushing buttons
Requirements
Your favorite books must be Orwell's 1984 and Animal Farm
You must believe in God (i.e. the all seeing thigh or Thickret Thervices)
You must enjoy watching movies, especially reality TV
You must be keen on learning protocols about reconstructing texts as displayed on computer screens
Profile
A punk-ass will do
http://www.amazon.com/Angels-Dont-Play-This-Haarp/dp/0964881209
Read this spec and then listen to Mamas and the Darpas for further inspiration
Q&A
Q: Is this a job for life?
A: No stupido, it's like working temporarily for the secret police, everybody does it in order to prove you're not a threat to organanized crime; you just need highre clearance. Once you've played your part we'll promote you to bus-driver.
Q: What if I don't like driving buses?
A: Fine, you'll be selling lottery tickets at a kiosk
Q: And then?
A: Then what? We'll cut your pension and you'll die, you stupid bug. Unless, of course, by a sudden twist of fate, you become Obama.
Q: Will I get to dance salsa?
A: Yes
Q: Do I need a membership card?
A: We'll issue one for you in rainbow colors or in black/white or black'n'silver. Of course you can always mix and match them. Think of it as being in a candy shop.
Q: Do I have to quit smoking?
A: No, we need you for sacrifice, along with Berlusconi
Q: Wicked! Can I use the same greasy hair-style
A: No, but you'll be shagging lots of models
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