Try our new
pizza now In Nomine Party’s by Maximo Scalzone.
200
variants, all including orange pepper and a mysticoccultic Cretian silver
ingredient.
Here are
the ten commandments of how to make a delicious pizza by Maximo Scalzone:
1. You make
sure you’re enrolled in a Cretian association
2. The
association propels you to master pizza maker
3. You order
orange cafrolic vestments for all apprentices
4. You
become a key member of the In Nomine Party’s recipe competition
5. You even
award Spiderman for his simple Margarita recipe (keep it in the family)
6. You
distribute pizza leaflets incessantly
7. As a
good Cretian you preach how to make good scalzone
8. You
create a perfect collage of apprentices’ recipes in exchange for grades
9. You bring
on board Popus Pompei pizza fanatics
10. Before bed-time you sing the In Nomine Party’s
anthem and pray that scalzone dough rises while baking
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