LEARN HOW 'GREAT' BRITAIN REMAINS...GREAT: IT'S GREEAATT! http://www.official-documents.gov.uk/document/hc0809/hc09/0901/0901.pdf

If ever in Grease, a nation of crooks and thieves, you are strongly advised not to use the postal service ELTA, unless, of course, you don't mind intellectual property being diffused to third-world clientele

Maximo Scalzzone is currently putting together a curriculum on commercial communications. Here's the content: http://www.amazon.com/Mormon-Christianity-Christians-Latter-day-Saints/dp/0199316813. Of course, if all else fails he can always steal the contents of a thesis...

INTERCEPTED COMMUNICATION BETWEEN A SYSTEMS THEORIST AND A SOCIAL CYBERNETICIAN BY ECHELON

Systems Theorist: Pissing more than three times per day will cause an environmental disaster in 50 years time
Social cybernetician: I agree, we have to minimize the complexity of toilets' functionality.

SOCIAL ENGINEERING ARCHITECTS AND SYSTEMS THEORISTS AGREE

The least common denominator for segmenting the socius is not the distinction between men and women, but between critters and non-critters.

MAURICE STRONG ALSO AGREES: I'M A CRITTER, ALL-SPIKY, I WILL EVEN NAME THE NEW TOYOTA CAR MODEL AFTER CRITTERS. A NEW CRITTER ERA DAWNS.

WERE PYRAMIDS A LANDING SPACE FOR ALIENS?

Certainly yes, and we are assured by the thickret teachings of freakmasons. Here is a rare picture taken from Lodge No. 7382829 members of the superior species that flew its spacecraft straight into the Sphynx's mouth (and not only...)

He introduced himself as the Grand Fatchitect of the Universe, destined to wipe out all dietary organizations that are complicit with the Agenda 21 ethos.

Silver masonic trash learn how to count...

27 minutes, 28 minutes, 29 minutes...Keep counting bozos, you're almost deep inside the Narnia sector